the hand you reach out is empty, as mine is
the sign outside my masto page says this
tfw someone follows me on here
im at a completely empty indian restaurant with @dankwraith ask us anything
i painted my nails and that makes me happy
*sighs* when will my podcast return from the war
jake rodkin saying "i need to break my family's curse. by becoming the fastest rapper alive" is still the funniest fucking thing in the entire world
the degree to which i am thoroughly soothed upon putting on episodes of important if true i've already heard while anxious in new situations is astonishing. i am a parody of myself
wikipedia needs a night mode so that when i wake up in the middle of the night and desperately need to read the entire history of laguardia airport i am not blinded
on my flight into SF I was in a row with nobody in the middle seat and a very nice woman who spent almost the whole flight knitting so basically I will never have a better experience on a plane
I'm at the metreon and gazed upon the horrible coffee robot and thought about the episode of important if true in which that horrible coffee robot features and felt like I had completed a stupid pilgrimage
hello san francisco. if you see this disheveled creature, please be nice to them
i was told that there were no teens in san francisco but this bart car is positively crawling with teens. what the hell.
I'm on BART and there's a dude here wearing a suit jacket, jeans, and a t-shirt and playing a ps vita. it's gdc.
ok there's an illustration in the airplane safety manual where the guy is wearing a sub pop shirt I'm going to die
UPDATE UPDATE: i'm on a plane
when I type "I love", for some reason my phone suggests "mbmbam"
fuck the tsa
The Worst Birthday Present of All Time
ban all cars and make the roads bus and bike only imo
this woman on the bus: standing *way* too close to me
james murphy: SOUND OF SILVER TALK TO ME
MAKES ME WANT TO FEEEEL LIKE A TEENAGER
single-user instance for @prophet_goddess.