ludum tsundare 🌮 @prophet_goddess@skeleton.cool

when people tell me i'm "valid"

grape nuts man (via @pizza_suplex@twitter.com)

working on modeling something for the first time in a million years (dont worry im going to add onions and tomatoes and cheese and stuff)

parasite eve fucking sucks ass it's snatcher time now https://twitch.tv/prophet_goddess

MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL. IT'S PARASITE EVE WITH @catalina

https://twitch.tv/prophet_goddess

IN ~1HR: MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL. PARASITE EVE with @catalina over at https://twitch.tv/prophet_goddess!!

i got completely nerd sniped trying to identify all the records in this shot

i have never experienced a show more laser targeted at me specifically than kids on the slope. holy shit

IT'S SPELUNKY SUNDAY https://twitch.tv/prophet_goddess!!

IN ~1HR: IT'S SPELUNKY SUNDAY over at https://twitch.tv/prophet_goddess!!

small brain: everyone is wyatt mason

large brain: everyone is wyatt teaspin

the Blaseball Gods heard my cries for some blessings for the tacos and then very slowly the finger on the monkeys paw curled

i did not consider a third awful possibility: that i would try and nap and it would be too hot so i would just lie in bed sweating for a half an hour and then get back up

baseball pitcher charles "old hoss" radbourn was the first person ever photographed giving the middle finger

i'm getting tired now, and trying to decide between taking a nap (and thus risking sleeping clean through my stream start time) or making some tea (and thus risking still being tired after the tea but also being unable to nap because of the caffeine)

ok i take it back, THIS is the venn diagram intersection of blaseball names and super mega baseball names

the venn diagram of blaseball names and super mega baseball names intersects here

the chicago firefighters are the only team worse than the tacos and as such they're the only other team i respect

the stadium goes dark. when the lights come back on, there's nobody on the field. then you hear the faint sound of a siren. out come the real champions. it's the chicago firefighters. they're from chicago

on the one hand it is probably for the best that the pies don't win three straight championships in a row and instead lose to the tigers in the semifinals to complete The Jessica Telephone Story but on the other hand there is this incredibly ominous line in the blaseball book that i just have to know what it means

i started actually watching videos on youtube about baseball other than those produced by jon bois and i'm really worried i might actually start to like baseball

"robert is throbbing. throbbert."