ludum tsundare 🌮 @prophet_goddess@skeleton.cool

redline is not a good movie but it did give me this screenshot so it can't be all bad

when people tell me i'm "valid"

grape nuts man (via @pizza_suplex@twitter.com)

adventure games love it when there's a picture in one room that you can rearrange to make look like a picture in another room

the inside of my local library is entirely mapped on google maps???

just found out that the guy griffith park in LA is named after was named "griffith j griffith" and i'm reeling

let's play 999: NINE HOURS NINE PERSONS NINE DOORS with @catalina over at https://trash.cloud!! WE'RE! GONNA! FINISH IT!!!!!

RYAN: but, actually, i'll know i'm a failure as a parent as soon as she tells me she has a twitch account in the first place.

CHAT: your baby tells you that ninja is her favorite streamer. what do you do?

RYAN: uhh, exchange her at the hospital for a baby with more patrician tastes.

unicode consortium introduces pissing calvin emoji which can be combined with a zwj to piss on any other emoji

age of consent by new order is one of those songs where if i even think about it for one half of a split fucking second it's going to be stuck in my head for at least a week

let's play 999: NINE HOURS NINE PERSONS NINE DOORS with @catalina over at https://trash.cloud!!

it's SPELUNKY SUNDAY!! https://trash.cloud!!

i was looking at what food to order for dinner tonight and there's a place near me called, and i am not kidding, "genghis cohen," which seems to be a completely normal chinese place except they also serve knishes

los angeles *rules*

bought a bike

all my furniture arrived today.... except my desk

i am, as they say, "living the dream"

putting myself on blast as an italian because even though i didn't buy groceries at target because i don't have a fridge yet and i'm missing important things for cooking, i still somehow managed to buy a huge bottle of olive oil

higher up on the worrying list is the fact that one of the outlets in the kitchen/dining room is only two pronged, and the outlet right next to the kitchen sink does not have a GFCI

there are a number of baffling things about this new apartment and one of the pettiest, stupidest ones i have is that the ceiling fan is in the kitchen/dining/living room and the fluorescent light is in the bedroom and not the other way around

i saw a bunch of skaters when i went to target today and it made me miss skating so bad dude

i have purchased skateboarding shoes