ludum tsundare 🌮 @prophet_goddess@skeleton.cool

when people tell me i'm "valid"

grape nuts man (via @pizza_suplex@twitter.com)

the concept of "blendo games slaughterhouse five video game adaptation" has been planted in my brain and i can no longer rest

"US States No Outlines" - the hardest quiz in the history of sporcle, locked by a moderator after 12,239 failed egg attempts

the nail polish on my left hand:

the nail polish on my right hand:

painted my nails and somehow managed to get some nail polish in my mouth, which i do not recommend

trending in upper manhattan: 🍌

watching nl play a bunch of hitman 3 has me going back and watching the best video giant bomb dot com has ever produced

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUkOPrbj0yA

cancel culture is out of control. for instance, the mattress i ordered that was supposed to be delivered today was cancelled without the company telling me and now i don't have a mattress

HITMAN CHARACTER: how do you have a meaningful conversation with a man who only cares about plants?

RYAN: every time i talk to malf i ask myself the same question.

ok the second mission in hitman 3 is straight up just the plot of knives out with agent 47 as daniel craig (minus foghorn leghorn voice) so i take back everything nice i have ever said about hitman

hitman is good in many ways but i think it's underrated how good it is as a game about murdering rich assholes

my opponent elected to simply disconnect

they stared at this piece arrangement (i'm the black pieces) for like a full minute and then disconnected

last night was all about the caro-kann, tonight all my opponents are playing d4 so it's the king's indan's time to shine. just made someone rage quit

even as the white pieces i will seize victory

i'm playing like five blunders a game and i'm up like ten points of material by the midgame. i am unstoppable

dude. sub 1000 elos just do not know what to do when they see the caro-kann. i am laying waste

the last time i had to use a single monitor for anything other than basic web browsing i did not know a single programming language

there are so many operating system features i finally understand now that i am confined to a single monitor. i am using a tiling window manager and i'm actually using the "multiple desktops" feature. i am becoming a monster

small brain: 1. e4

large brain: 1. d4

galaxy brain: 1. Nf3

universe brain: 1. g4

my next opponent hung his queen too. i am the greatest chess player on earth