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i wish that instead of having to take seven and a half hours out of my sunday to do things for awful old people they could be doing themselves a toilet from an airplane would fall down from the sky and land on my apartment, killing me instantly

it sure does rule to constantly be scheduled to work 7 and a half hours because that's the maximum they can schedule me to work for without having to give me a real lunch break. i definitely am not extremely mad all the time

shirt I just saw:

[picture of anthropomorphic hot dog]

I WAS IN A COMA IN DAYTONA

good news everyone: super metroid is still very good

i've been kind of wanting to finally get my driver's license but i don't have a learner's permit anymore. the only way to get one is to make an appointment via an online form. a while back i got partway through the process and then stopped to do something else. i can no longer ever make an appointment with the ct dmv because they have an entry in the database with my SSN, but the date is (null), and so the site always thinks i already have an appointment. i am in awe of how stupid this is.

i've been kind of wanting to finally get my driver's license but i don't have a learner's permit anymore. the only way to get one is to make an appointment via an online form. a while back i got partway through the process and then stopped to do something else. i can no longer ever make an appointment with the ct dmv because they have an entry in the database with my SSN, but the date is (null), and so the site always thinks i already have an appointment. i am in awe of how stupid this is.

beginning to think the Lord might not be all he's cracked up to be if he will not turn me into a pillar of salt because I don't want to go to work tomorrow

I have to get up at 7am tomorrow and I would like to petition God to strike me down with divine fury so I don't have to go to work tomorrow

I'm eating an ambrosia apple which I've never had before so I decided to look it up but typed "ambrosia ape" into the search bar and lost my shit for a good 30 seconds

listening to boards of canada's 'geogaddi' makes you a better programmer. them's the facts.

just got out of my math final, I am officially done with this semester of school!

ok update on this: i am trying to understand this shader now that i have gotten a good night's sleep and i can feel my brain being forcibly expanded

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skeleton.cool

single-user instance for @prophet_goddess.