ludum tsundare 🔪 @prophet_goddess@skeleton.cool

redline is not a good movie but it did give me this screenshot so it can't be all bad

when people tell me i'm "valid"

grape nuts man (via @pizza_suplex@twitter.com)

there is a weird smell in my refrigerator but i have smelled every item in the refrigerator and none of them smell like the weird smell. what the fuck

the gundam 0079 opening theme is such a delightful slice of 70s cheese. an incredible window into an era of pop music when literally everything, including anime openings, was at least a *little* bit disco.

lots of great among us content from a group of people who have never played among us

this drawing sequence from the game of gartic phone we just played is the funniest fucking thing i have seen in months

update on this: i watched another of this guy's videos in which he says he was born in 1998 and i had the stunning realization that i am older than this guy (not by much) and i suddenly feel like i am both old and a loser

if you produced south american dance music in the north west of england that would be Cumbria Cumbia

(this is the video, youtube has been recommending me this guy's videos for months and i finally capitulated and they're great, just some sideburned english guy rambling quietly about linguistics in his back garden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQNj4G5itkg)

watching a youtube video about the great vowel shift and laughing uncontrollably at the phrase "The Goose Vowel"

the biggest culture shock i have so far experienced since moving to california was discovering that the brand of sugar i have used for my entire life, domino, is apparently an east coast exclusive and now i must purchase sugar from the california and hawaiian sugar company

the c&h box looks like dog shit compared to the domino box. what is this fuckin drop shadow web 2.0 bullshit. the domino box is clean and classic. i have discovered this hill and i will die on it

cool, i applied for a new bank account and got rejected because they "couldn't verify my identity"

this definitely bodes well! surely this doesn't indicate a nightmare future of difficulties with financial institutions!!

RYAN: you googled "foot ancestry chart"?

CHIB: yeah you can see where your feet are from if you do that!

its beyond fucked up that california has islands they call the "channel islands" when theyre not even in a channel. theyre just in the fucking ocean dude

god i wish that were me

extremely good that we let these companies have total control over our lives

was just applying for a new bank account and to "confirm my identity" they asked what my most recent previous address was. the correct answer was my address five addresses ago when i was in middle school

"it's good when someone you've wronged becomes a monk."

"i download so much shit it's unreal. and toontown was one of them. i think it's been harming my computer. i downloaded malware trying to play chicken run on the ps1" - chiblee

let's play SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: STRANGE JOURNEY with @catalina over at https://trash.cloud!!