grape nuts man could get it. i don't give a fuck
*extremely Young Adult Novel by Daniel Pinkwater ( as found in The Five Novels ) voice*
@prophet_goddess GRAPE NUTS IS GOOD!
@prophet_goddess Why do I get strong Chuck Tingle vibes from this?
@prophet_goddess probably the most intriguing piece of media i've seen in a minute
@prophet_goddess I fucking Love grape nuts
@prophet_goddess put a lil honey and whew
@prophet_goddess grape nuts is yoked.
@prophet_goddess this is...slightly...
Homo(genised milk)-erotic
@prophet_goddess Hold me back, Grape Nuts, don't let me fuck em up like I'm gonna.
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@prophet_goddess I could really use the firm, guiding hands of a healthy cereal
@prophet_goddess grape nuts man was a rogue and a villain
@witchfynder_finder you shut your mouth. grape nuts man was a hero. i will hear no more slander of him
@prophet_goddess i will fight grape nuts man
@prophet_goddess i never claimed otherwise =P
grape nuts man is going to haunt me for the rest of my life