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ive been having a fucking conniption about grape nuts man for like twenty minutes

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*extremely Young Adult Novel by Daniel Pinkwater ( as found in The Five Novels ) voice* 

@prophet_goddess GRAPE NUTS IS GOOD!

@prophet_goddess Why do I get strong Chuck Tingle vibes from this?

@prophet_goddess probably the most intriguing piece of media i've seen in a minute

@prophet_goddess Hold me back, Grape Nuts, don't let me fuck em up like I'm gonna.

@prophet_goddess I could really use the firm, guiding hands of a healthy cereal

@witchfynder_finder you shut your mouth. grape nuts man was a hero. i will hear no more slander of him

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