i genuinely cannot imagine what would possess someone to pitch a game they wanted you to buy as "x plus y mixed with z" or something of that nature in the year of our lord two thousand and nineteen

comparing your game to those other games just makes me think about how good those games are and how i wish i was playing those instead of hearing your awful pitch! or worse, i don't like those games, and now i'm mad that you reminded me of them!

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