man it's so unfair that bears will fuck you up if you try to hug them because i want nothing more than to hug a bear

i will just have to settle for very large and fluffy dogs. which are good too.

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@prophet_goddess some person 12000 years ago: i wamt to hug wolf

*thousands of years later* 🐕

@dankwraith what a fucking good decision that was. what foresight. it is impossible for us to know your name, prehistoric dude who thought dogs would be a good idea, but we salute you

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