yakuza zero is a pointed meditation on gentrification and late 80s neoliberal capitalist excess where also you can beat up ten guys at once by hitting them with a bicycle and go on a solo sneaking mission to buy a porn magazine from a vending machine
@prophet_goddess this honestly sounds like it slaps
@er1n it's the fucking absolute best. theres also an entire fighting style dedicated to breakdancing moves and a minigame where you talk to girls on the phone by playing the worst rail shooter of all time.
@prophet_goddess only one thing disappointed me about that game when I watched an LP, and it's that Majima's intro cutscene isn't his fighting style for the whole game
I feel like there's a lot of mileage in a character who just makes other people miss punches until they give up or fall out a window or something
@ben yeah, but instead majima gets to fight with *breakdancing*, which i think is a fair tradeoff
@prophet_goddess fair point