i'm auditioning for a show on thursday and i have to prepare a monologue, what monologue should i do. it can be from anything. should be about a minute long.

because i am the worst, my first impulse was to do "choose life" from trainspotting

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@prophet_goddess Aragorn's "A day may come when the strength of men fails" speech

That's about a minute if you time your dramatic pauses right

@prophet_goddess Oh! Oh! If you can get away with it, pick any given section from Glengarry Glen Ross

@witchfynder_finder fucking @catalina told me to do coffee is for closers and i'm considering it

@halcy i would absolutely do this if i thought i could make it a minute long

@prophet_goddess @halcy split it between 30 seconds of talking and 30 seconds of holding back sobs

@HTHR @halcy i was thinking i would just demonstrate some of the moves make weird karate noises

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