the really tall pretty girl in my art history class wasn't in class on monday but she's in class today and i cannot fucking convey just how unbelievably cool and gay her outfit is today. god she's so cool. i have never before encountered a person this cool in meatspace. i have no idea what to do.
@prophet_goddess Compliment her top and/or hair, as appropriate
@prophet_goddess Alternatively: sigh longingly and hope she talks to you =P
@witchfynder_finder yeah i'm gonna go for this option
@prophet_goddess I've never had success with it but maybe you wil!
@witchfynder_finder oh i definitely will not but self-sabotage is a valid coping mechanism!*
*no it is not
@prophet_goddess This is probably the one thing about college I actually don't miss =P