tom nook is an asshole landlord tech ceo, but also he is very cute and soft and i want to hug him. i contain multitudes
timmy and tommy can absolutely fuck right off though. or at least they should put on some goddamn pants instead of having their whole asses out.
@prophet_goddess dude gives you a zero interest mortgage that you can pay off with money his protege gives you in exchange for fish, weeds, and garbage. dude's not the best landlord if that's what he's actually trying to go for