also everyone should constantly be lamenting that we live in a world where thomas edison got his way and we say "hello" when picking up the phone instead of alexander graham bell's suggestion, which was that we answer the phone by saying "ahoy"
@prophet_goddess this is why i always say "hewwo?" fuck edison
@prophet_goddess I don't say "hello" or "ahoy". Instead, I say "meat department"
@prophet_goddess I just say hei but now I'm contemplating nautical greetings
@prophet_goddess I believe it was actually "ahoy-hoy"
@prophet_goddess oh, thank you, I am just going to use ahoy now! what a nice one.