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"this tells you what you need to know. which is 40% of people were like 'I don't want anyone to film me fuckin'."
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i am cry laughing
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these would you press the button videos are a window into just how weird teenagers are. i was absolutely this weird, and so were you
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"this hypothetical situation has actually caused me like a great spiritual pain"
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tfw you get asked a weird hypothetical question
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RYAN: i don't wanna live in these fictional worlds! they're so fraught with danger!
CHAT: why not live in seinfeld?
RYAN: that's just new york!
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"Do I wanna be the guy who killed ten thousand people directly to save millions of people indirectly? I don't know if I'm at that level of utilitarianism."
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"and what should freak you out as well is that a certain percentage of these people are over here! because that's what they want, but they're like 'go ahead film that shit, i don't care'"