i am once again thinking about the egg cuber
My family had one of these growing up.
I think my parents got it at a white elephant. We certainly never bothered to use it.
@prophet_goddess my friend found a l o n g e g g maker in a charity shop and i have never been more thrilled
@prophet_goddess maybe the world is finally ready for the egg cube—and its superior variant, the Eggsicle
@prophet_goddess “Screw top down until egg becomes square” sounds like what the grumps did to me in childhood.
@prophet_goddess I feel you'd love fruit moulds. https://www.ifitshipitshere.com/fruit-mould-makes-buddha-pears-square-watermelons-heart-apples/
@prophet_goddess When I was 8 I bought one of these for a nickel at a church thrift sale. I made square eggs at every opportunity. The Egg Cuber left my life about a year later at a garage sale. It's like a fever dream.
@prophet_goddess “Best results if EGG CUBER has been chilled”. Using “best” in the very broadest sense of the word, there
@prophet_goddess My absolute favorite part of this is the implication that it needs no use cases to sell. Like, you already know you want square eggs, this is what makes it happen. Go get it.
Although Yps, an 80ies legend, is no more, something similar to that egg cuber still seems to be available available: