ludum tsundare @prophet_goddess@skeleton.cool

he was about to say "have i ever talked about" but then stopped himself before saying "how long has it been"

"it's probably been about a year"

"How long has it been since I talked about my problems with the song 'Your Body is a Wonderland'"

@modernmodron sushi isn't raw fish!!!! sushi is the rice!!! bears eat sashimi!!!

@gdkar someone made a tweet a long time ago about how there's nothing more capitalist than a giant sentient peanut wearing a top hat and a monocle that sells you other peanuts to eat and it's all i can think of now

alex is out on assignment. i'm in a spelunky mood. let's play some spelunky for a bit. then we'll play other things. https://twitch.tv/prophet_goddess

IN ~1HR: @catalina is out on assignment, so we're gonna have some fun and play a variety of things! https://twitch.tv/prophet_goddess!!

@alys george h.w. bush blowjob simulator is a robert yang game waiting to happen

@alys i know you *meant* "blowing *up* george h.w. bush", but you *said* "blowing george h.w. bush" and i am losing my mind

@srol i feel so strongly this way too which is why i almost never post about music i like, and i feel this way even though i'm a huge music nerd

@witchfynder_finder thanks! it's not my last semester totally, it's the last one at community college before i transfer to a big boy university but it's still huge!

my geography class in this, my last semester, is in the very same classroom that the first class i ever had at this school was in. i am sitting in the same chair i did then, in fall 2018. time is a flat circle.

@MochiWaifu if you haven't injured your neck tendons how can you call yourself a communist

something has happened to my neck and now it hurts when i look to the right. excellent

my art history professor has a flapper hairdo and i am so happy

very first handout in my very first class of the semester is printed entirely in comic sans. off to a good start

@dankwraith me and @catalina

i had a dream last night that a notable game developer started selling a small box you plug into your computer which allowed you to easily add george h.w. bush to your video game

"the point is you can do some pretty cool mathematics without having a good handle on arithmetic, and people did for a long time. and in school when they tell you you need to memorize your multiplication table and graph a parabola before you can learn real mathematics, they are *lying* to you."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1E7I7_r3Cw

honestly hearing that at a very young age had an effect on me that is completely impossible to overstate

@dankwraith yeah that's what the video is all about. it whips ass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1E7I7_r3Cw