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just got an email that said "if you want to unsubscribe from future emails, please look below" and there was no more to the email after that

an experience of self that only exists while podcasting

mcelroys 

snakes are the ultimate life form

- long
- go ssssss
- sit under a lightbulb

what i should be doing: homework, working on my game, literally anything

what i am actually doing: watching tons and tons of lockpicking videos on youtube

my math professor is honestly the only thing that's going to keep me sane this semester, the rest of my classes range from mediocre to terrible

the best part about the "CAN YOU DIG IT" line was him pausing and looking around to try to figure out if a room full of 18-24 year olds would understand a reference to The Warriors, before deciding it didn't matter and saying it anyway.

more of my math professor:

"if you have a graph, don't worry about it. if you don't have a graph... start worrying." - on function symmetry

"The tech people they just, they don't respect me." - while wrestling with graph software

"I don't need no control panel, I'm just reading a book!" - while wrestling with adobe acrobat

"who the hell wants to cube like, negative three and do stuff to it like that."

"CAN YOU DIG IT!!" - upon graphing a function he thought was cool

monster factory 

buying pants is a scheme invented by the pants industry to sell pants

BEN PACK, READING THE BACK OF THE BOX FOR A BARBIE GAME: "you will travel to tibet, egypt, africa, and babylon!"

ME, AT HOME, SCREAMING AT MY COMPUTER AT 11:55PM: EGYPT IS IN AFRICA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BARBIE

BEN: why does every bad guy have two guns?

BRAD: they all have the same flat top and sunglasses!

JEFF: do you think that... getting the haircut and sunglasses *made* them bad guys?

[blurry, vaseline on the lens version of that scene from the wizard where the kid says "I love the power glove. it's so bad."]

LOU REED, SITTING BOLT UPRIGHT IN BED: agh!

if you don't understand this post you should have watched my stream

just took a shower and spent the entire time in there cackling to myself about the idea of lou reed waking up in a cold sweat in 1968 and going "in the future there will be these things called video games and you won't normally play them with a glove but someone is going to try to make a glove you can play video games with and it's going to be bad"

buying pants is a scheme invented by the pants industry to sell pants

BRAD: I keep thinking i hear the quake 3 hit sound.

JEFF: that's just life, man

"the problem with all this war-torn futuristic stuff is there's no bathrooms to hide in." - jeff gerstmann

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skeleton.cool

single-user instance for @prophet_goddess.