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aristotle absolutely would have been a gamer. he hated women and thought slavery was sometimes justified. 100% gamer material. would have had a rant channel on youtube where he posted two hour long videos about how electronic arts does not possess virtue

‘"in a room, from which all pure air is kept out, little lewd devils may span and multiply" is just describing the internet’ – @prophet_goddess

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we already got one of these with prey mooncrash and it whips ass. more pls

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i love randomizers so much. i hope they lead to a new renaissance in the space of procgen games with the realization that you can procedurally generate more than just levels.

the problem with me and randomizers is that almost all of the games i'm good at are roguelikes already. woe is me

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dark souls randomizer is so much fun dude. finally a randomizer for a game i'm actually good at. a randomizer for the rest of us.

do not hold me to this because i still need to get it set up but in ~45 minutes i believe that i will be playing dark souls randomizer over at twitch.tv/prophet_goddess

saw someone on twitter dunking on a bad op-ed and their bio said they work for the daily beast. glass houses, my dude

how on earth do i know every single way an octopus can cum but i don't know how it poops. why am i like this

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i still have no idea where an octopus butthole is. where i thought its butthole should be is actually where its mouth is. so what the fuck

hi new friends. i made a video game. you can kill the sun and death and god himself in it. please play it.

prophetgoddess.itch.io/corpse-

kentucky route zero is quite simply the greatest video game that has ever been made. i am sure of this.

GLORYITISGOODTOBEAMONGFRIENDS! i'm playing kentucky route zero act v for the first time over at twitch.tv/prophet_goddess!!

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in ~1hr: it's time to finish it! i'm gonna play kentucky route zero act v for the first time over at twitch.tv/prophet_goddess!!

the really pretty tall girl from my art history class was a waitress at the restaurant I was just at for my stepmom's birthday so I'm going to die now

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