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Superbrothers Sword & Sworcery is free on Android and iOS and you should play it if you haven't, it's short and chill and artsy

i gave tom nook a moth and he informed me that it "is in fact a moth."

4x optical zoom, schneider lens, etc

youtube.com/watch?v=Uz4bW2yOLX

never take nudes on a nookphone. tom nook can *absolutely* see them.

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tom nook just pushed a button on his phone and installed an app on my phone, which has troubling security implications

YOU HAVE TO PAY IN COMPANY SCRIP TO CALL THE EMERGENCY SERVICES IN THIS GAME I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE DYSTOPIAN

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tom nook's lending program has gotten significantly more predatory in new horizons

lmao one of the colleges i'm applying to wants an explanation of the period i wasn't in school between 2015 and 2018. like. i just didn't go to school, dude. you can just not go. i decided lying on the floor listening to drone music was a better use of my time. i dunno what you want to hear

man i can't wait until people remember how to make music that doesn't sound like it's from the 80s

BRAD: You have to pick up every fruit individually, go into the inventory, and drag them all on top of each other to stack them.

JEFF:

JEFF: TO WHAT END!!!

JEFF: I have real life fruit to stack!

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skeleton.cool

single-user instance for @prophet_goddess.