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crusader kings 

harder stuff is changing the names, replacing every male character's name with an appropriate female name, but fortunately this game contains within it a corpus of names categorized by culture and gender. seems totally possible, I think i'm gonna try and do this.

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crusader kings 

ok so there's some stuff to do. easy stuff is writing a script to go through every character in the game and add "female=yes" if they're male and remove it if they're female, and replacing every instance of "female" with "male" and vice versa in the culture descriptions, 'cause for instance "christianity" has a doctring "doctrine_gender_male_dominated" and "doctrine_clerical_gender_male_only".

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crusader kings 

lmaooo i was looking at the ck2 game files to see how easy it would be to make this matriarchy mod i'm looking for and the way this game handles gender is that every character is male by default unless you put "female = yes" in their data

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crusader kings 

however, i did find a sick total conversion mod that lets you play in sengoku-era japan, so it's not a total loss

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lewd-ish, crusader kings 

me: i wonder if anyone is actually working on/has made that gender swap mod i wanted. let me check the ck3 workshop

the ck3 workshop:

something clicked in my head the other day where i suddenly understand anime figurines and i'm worried about what this means for my future

game design grumpy 

game designers and critics: lol gamers are so entitled

also game designers and critics: if this game does not have a photo mode and a character creator and ten romance subplots and a button that just lets me win if i'm tired of playing i am going to throw a fucking temper tantrum

i cannot comprehend living a life where it makes sense to spend one thousand dollars on an office chair.

northernlion posting 

nl is trying to ascertain from twitch chat whether or not benjamin franklin owned slaves (he did) and it's painful to watch

i have finally found a use for my copy of salen and zimmerman's rules of play: putting my monitor on it so the center of my monitor is at eye level

northernlion posting 

"no 12 angry men is not the nlss because in 12 angry men some people change their minds"

northernlion posting 

RYAN: get your handbasket ready 'cause i'm sending you to hades.

RYAN: that almost came out as "get your handbasket ready 'cause i'm sending you to reddit."

RYAN: no! not that!!

wow, i thought there was a bug in spelunky 2 that was preventing me from unlocking achievements, but i haven't unlocked any achievements in ck3 either and i have only unlocked one achievement in deadly premonition and not others that i've fulfilled the criteria for. steam just isn't letting me get cheevos, which i normally wouldn't care about, but getting cheevos is like the whole point of the spelunky sunday stream sooooooo

society if catharism became the dominant christian faith in the middle ages instead of being stamped out by the inquisition

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oh shit if my faith is catharism i can pass "female preference" and elevate @catalina to the throne over @ct

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a civil war between the "if she breathes she a thot" faction and the "all women are queens" faction

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anyway i just wrapped up a civil war that i won pretty handily and now all my vassals who are unhappy with my cool new religion are in prison

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skeleton.cool

single-user instance for @prophet_goddess.