in the past couple of days i have seen:
- a photo posted as nostalgia bait that looks like it was taken in the 90s but clues within reveal it was actually taken in 2017 at the earliest
- a guy who has to stay married to a crane for the rest of his life
- facebook getting hoisted in tremendous, elaborate fashion
and i have not missed important if true this much since that self-driving car ran over that robot like three years ago.
[EUROS DO NOT INTERACT]
man imperial measurements are wild
anyway i just made a phone call to a doctor's office and the robot asked me to input my phone number so they could call me back and then they told me the phone number i was calling them from wasn't real so i guess i'm just going to have to die
AN ORDERED LIST OF WAYS I WOULD LIKE TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR PLACE OF BUSINESS OR INSTITUTION:
1. web form
2. going physically to where it is located and speaking to someone
597861. talking to anyone on the phone for any reason
went to the grocery store, on my way there two motherfuckers in HUGE suvs stopped directly in the middle of the crosswalk and then some motherfucker took a right on red at approximately ten thousand miles and hour and almost ran me over. for the first time in my life, i literally screamed "what the fuck is wrong with you!!" at a stranger out and about. los angeles is the worst place on earth.
KORY: how have your balls been?
CHIB: big and swollen and i'm infertile.
the thing that really gets me about this image, apart from... everything about it, is that i do not understand how they got that much air driving on the terrain in the photograph.
gonna tell my kids this was autechre
both the guys in this car look like idm producers
i don't wanna die in here // they/them // 🇵🇷 // follow requests ok
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