i'm on a train
next to me on this train is a guy who looks precisely like the guy with the coke bottle glasses on trailer park boys, so you could say i'm living the dream
UPDATE: i'm on a bus
every time I need to go to queens the mta decides that You Will Not Go To Queens Today so. bus.
UPDATE UPDATE: i'm on a plane
ok there's an illustration in the airplane safety manual where the guy is wearing a sub pop shirt I'm going to die
@prophet_goddess ya know, honestly i'd rather live...
@prophet_goddess nyooooom! 🛩️ 💨
@prophet_goddess Alaska airlines huh
@hellojed Alaska Airlines indeed
single-user instance for @prophet_goddess.